Who is the Sperm Army?
The Sperm Army is going to war to cum all over the solana blockchain.
Every single sperm fighter has his own strengths and together they are on the road to impregnate raydium.
The Cum Map
Phase 1
- Precum on pump.fun
- Preejaculation to Raydium
- 50 Telegram members
- 50 X followers
Phase 2
- DexScreener update
- DexTools update
- SOL trending
- Telegram callers
The Cum Map Cumtinued
Phase 3
- DexScreener ads
- SolTrending top 3
- Twitter ads
- New characters
Phase 4
- Partnerships with other degen projects
- Listing in CEX
- Generational wealth
Meet Sir Cumchard
Sir Cumchard was born in Erect Village and is the leader of the herd. He has been fighting for over an decade and is extremely skillful with his sword.
Meet Sir Cockrik
Cockrik is the right hand man of Cumchard. They grew up together and together they plan to occupy the kingdom of raydium.
Meet Sir Clitnic
As the oldest of the group he is the wisest. Whenever other sperms need advice or guidance they come to Sir Clitnic.
Meet Sir Dickston
Dickston had a hard childhood due to the fact that he got molested and never really fit in anywhere. When he joined the Sperm Army he finally felt like himself again.
Meet Sir Ejactis
Growing up a group of Jeets ruined his whole families wealth when he was young. This hate has made Sir Ejactis the perfect candidate to kill all jeets that get in the way of the raydium takeover planned.
Meet Sir Sementin
Sir Sementin has dreamed of going to raydium since hes been a child. He is strong with his stroke and many say he can become the new leader of the army once they takeover
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